I was dead when I woke up this morning

awkwardvagina:

theres only 4 months left of this year and if that doesnt freak you out then youre lying

"I will love myself for all the times you didn’t”
— self-love is the best love you’ll ever get (via veganvibez)
Normal people flirting: hey youre cute we should go out sometime (;
Me trying to flirt: so do you like bread
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